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09-07-2004, 11:36 AM
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Know your state's motto!
Alabama - Hell yes, we have electricity
Alaska - 11, 623 eskimos can't be wrong! Arizona - But it's a dry heat Arkansas - Literacy aint everything California - By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda Colorado - If you don't ski, don't bother Connecticut - Like Massachusettes, except the Kennedy's don't own it yet Delaware - We really DO like the chemicals in our water! Florida - Bring your sandbags Georgia - We put the 'FUN' in fundamentalist extremism Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to mainland scum, leave your money) Idaho - More than just potatoes... Okay, we lied, but our potatoes are damn good! Illinois - Please don't pronounce the 'S' Indiana - 2 billion years and not a single tidal wave! Iowa - We do amazing things with corn! Kansas - First of the rectangle states Kentucky - 5 million people, only 15 last names Louisiana - We're not all drunk cajum whackos, but that's our tourist campaign! Maine - We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster Maryland - If you can dream it, we can tax it Massachusettes - Our taxes are lower than Sweden's! Michigan - First line of defense against the Canadiens! Minnesota - 10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes Mississippi - Come here if you want to feel better about your own state. Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars hard at work Montana - Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing extremists and not much else Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest Nevada - Hookers and poker New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone New Jersey - You want a @#$%ing motto? I got your @#$&ing motto right here! New Mexico - Lizards make excellent pets New York - You have the right to remain completely insignificant North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable North Dakota - Yes! We really are one of the 50 states! Ohio - Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake (Cleveland) Oklahoma - Just like the play, without the singing Oregon - Spotted owl, it's what's for dinner Pennsylvania - Cook with coal Rhode Island - We're not REALLY an island South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? We never actually surrendered! South Dakota - We're closer than North Dakota Tennessee - The Edjukashun State Texas - Si... Hable ingles? Utah - Our Jesus is better than your Jesus! Vermont - Yep. Virginia - Who says goverment stiffs and slack jawed yokels don't mix? Washington - Send help! We've been over run by nerds and slackers! Washington D.C. - We're looking for a few good men. West Virginia - One big happy family.... really. Wisconsin - Come and cut the cheese Wyoming - Where men are men... and sheep are scared. Last edited by bwind22; 09-07-2004 at 12:53 PM. 
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09-07-2004, 11:38 AM
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Michigan - First line of defense against the Canadiens!
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09-07-2004, 11:43 AM
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Quote:
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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09-07-2004, 11:44 AM
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Shouldn't Ohio's be "We wish we were Michigan"?
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09-07-2004, 12:12 PM
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Mines boring. (Iowa)
Its true, but it doesnt make sense.
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09-07-2004, 12:17 PM
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The new Hampshire one is pretty close to what people here actually say...
The official motto is "Live free or die" The official bumper sticker is "Welcome to New Hampshire. now go home."
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09-07-2004, 12:24 PM
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yeah alabama has electricity (candles) LOL
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09-07-2004, 12:45 PM
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i noticed that you left a state out
i am from Austin Texas but i recently move to Mississippi (suckville) i would love to here it come on be clever youll think of somethin:D :D
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Concerning the universe. AREA: infinite. The Hitchickers guide to the galaxy provides this definition of the word infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow thats big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really quite titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept were trying to get across here. IMPORTS: none It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from. EXPORTS: none (see imports)
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09-07-2004, 12:46 PM
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