Know your state's motto!
 

Alabama - Hell yes, we have electricity
Alaska - 11, 623 eskimos can't be wrong!
Arizona - But it's a dry heat
Arkansas - Literacy aint everything
California - By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado - If you don't ski, don't bother
Connecticut - Like Massachusettes, except the Kennedy's don't own it yet
Delaware - We really DO like the chemicals in our water!
Florida - Bring your sandbags
Georgia - We put the 'FUN' in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to mainland scum, leave your money)
Idaho - More than just potatoes... Okay, we lied, but our potatoes are damn good!
Illinois - Please don't pronounce the 'S'
Indiana - 2 billion years and not a single tidal wave!
Iowa - We do amazing things with corn!
Kansas - First of the rectangle states
Kentucky - 5 million people, only 15 last names
Louisiana - We're not all drunk cajum whackos, but that's our tourist campaign!
Maine - We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland - If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusettes - Our taxes are lower than Sweden's!
Michigan - First line of defense against the Canadiens!
Minnesota - 10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come here if you want to feel better about your own state.
Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars hard at work
Montana - Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing extremists and not much else
Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada - Hookers and poker
New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey - You want a @#$%ing motto? I got your @#$&ing motto right here!
New Mexico - Lizards make excellent pets
New York - You have the right to remain completely insignificant
North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota - Yes! We really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio - Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake (Cleveland)
Oklahoma - Just like the play, without the singing
Oregon - Spotted owl, it's what's for dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with coal
Rhode Island - We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? We never actually surrendered!
South Dakota - We're closer than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edjukashun State
Texas - Si... Hable ingles?
Utah - Our Jesus is better than your Jesus!
Vermont - Yep.
Virginia - Who says goverment stiffs and slack jawed yokels don't mix?
Washington - Send help! We've been over run by nerds and slackers!
Washington D.C. - We're looking for a few good men.
West Virginia - One big happy family.... really.
Wisconsin - Come and cut the cheese
Wyoming - Where men are men... and sheep are scared.

Michigan - First line of defense against the Canadiens!

I thought New Jerseys was: "A chicken in every pot and a cock in every ass"

I thought that was yours?

Shouldn't Ohio's be "We wish we were Michigan"?

Mines boring. (Iowa)

Its true, but it doesnt make sense.

The new Hampshire one is pretty close to what people here actually say...

The official motto is "Live free or die"
The official bumper sticker is "Welcome to New Hampshire. now go home."

yeah alabama has electricity (candles) LOL

i noticed that you left a state out


i am from Austin Texas but i recently move to Mississippi (suckville) i would love to here it come on be clever youll think of somethin:D :D

Hey, stingy jack lives in mississippi also, and he also hates it. cool, must be a great state....