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Old 04-16-2009, 05:19 AM
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My name's Roaaary and I dance on poles in clubs.
there are actually dance poles at work, and I do like to dance before any customers actually come in... (lately I haven't been getting the time though)

pole dancing is a sport and a form of performing art, ass.
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:22 AM
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there are actually dance poles at work, and I do like to dance before any customers actually come in... (lately I haven't been getting the time though)

pole dancing is a sport and a form of performing art, ass.
Prostitution is the sincerest form of flattery.:D
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:31 AM
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Prostitution is the sincerest form of flattery.:D
how many times were you rejected by girls before you decided you liked boys instead? :)
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:35 AM
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how many times were you rejected by girls before you decided you liked boys instead? :)
Zero times actually. How many times did Playboy reject you before you became a stripper?
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:43 AM
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Zero times actually. How many times did Playboy reject you before you became a stripper?
playboy would reject me, I couldn't be a stripper either. that's ok though, because I can make money with my clothes on just fine.

speaking of clothes, still modelling for Abercrombie & Fitch?
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playboy would reject me, I couldn't be a stripper either. that's ok though, because I can make money with my clothes on just fine.

speaking of clothes, still modelling for Abercrombie & Fitch?
I know you are but what am I?
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I know you are but what am I?
my ho and I'm your fair but firm pimp
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my ho and I'm your fair but firm pimp
I'm rubber and your glue, whatever bounces off me you say and you're a tool.:cool:
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:58 AM
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I'm rubber and your glue, whatever bounces off me you say and you're a tool.:cool:
you're my sex tool of seduction. enough with this silly game, get out there and make me some money. *slap
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you're my sex tool of seduction. enough with this silly game, get out there and make me some money. *slap
Sorry, i'm not as good at squatting as you.
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