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this looks like it will be fun - - - well fun for those of us watching from the outside - living hell for those trapped within the Posher Rayne Dude household (perhaps we can shorten it to PRUDE).
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Our ratings must be through the roof if Posh got his own spinoff.
(cue theme music. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Cat Stevens!) INT: Dorm room. Posh is sitting anguished over a desk. He puts away a copy of Das Kapital in favor of a Playgirl. Theme music: So, college was drivin' Posh insane, so he called up his good friends Dude and Rayne... [Classic tv phone splitscreen. Rayne is baking cookies as she talks to an anguished Posh. A lightbulb comes on over her head. An excited Posh gives a thumbs-up] Now Posh got lucky... [Posh hitchhiking on the highway, picked up by a sexy, oiled up trucker] And he's goin' to Kentucky... [Posh standing next to " A Welcome to Kentucky sign] Could turn out like Norman Rockwell or Hieronymous Bosch... [Rayne fleeing from her flaming kitchen. Posh stands in the hallway shrugging] Cause it's Posh! [Heartwarming group hug with Rayne, Dude and Posh] Like a Thanksgiving turkey finds its butternut squash... They found Posh! Thanks, Cat Stevens. Good luck with everything, guys. Cause if this doesn't work out, they'll probably have to use that other idea where V, Newb and I run a haunted circus.
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HAHAHha wow.
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I'm scared and I don't even live there or anywhere near there.
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Plus, I told Novakru to come visit us all. Imagine all THAT under one roof. Holy hell.
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I take it Rayne told you about the restricted internet useage. No dowloading pirated movies or music, no watching movies streaming online for free and only one hour internet per person per day because internet is rare and hard to come by in them parts.
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I can easily imagine Novakru visiting, coz.. you know..... she's nice. :D Seriously. To me, Rayne is looking more and more like some kind of HDC Mother Teresa. Or God maybe. ;) :)
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Good luck to all of you. Posher, seems like you are moving into a good situation there. :) |
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