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I'm still laughing about this
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You pervert!!! I thought you were like...........22 or some shit?
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There's nothing like a nice chilled glass of bubbly poetic justice.
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If someone for no good reason just ruthlessly beat the hell outta you, then sometime down the road you found out that he got in a car accident, you're telling me that you'd actually give a fuck? Everybody's got some level of cynicalness in them and when something like this happens it kicks in. She screwed him, he thought it was funny after finding out she's now the one who's screwed, it's not harsh, it's normal.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever Last edited by AUSTIN316426808; 05-06-2006 at 05:58 AM.
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I'd agree with Austin...not that I'd ever really get beat up...but, the point is still quite valid. Some ex of mine (from the age of 15 or 16) that I'd been seeing for about 7 months cheated on me...dunno how far it ever went before I found out, onr did I ever find out how long it had been going on, but all the same, didn't feel great about it...but I just walked away.
So, later on down the line, I find out that she's hooked up with this guy long term, and within a year, she'd fallen pregnant...sad shit...a little further down the line than that, I find outt they're living with his like whole family in a little tiny house in one of the shittiest areas in sydney, cramped as all hell, and he's supposedly got cancer....I didn't send a card....in fact, I pretty much felt good about it. Rotten people, they had it coming.
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A collage student then? I was partially right in my assumption then.:o
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When I started dating her I was a Jr. in High School
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