Haha!!!
 

For those of you who remember my super-long rant I posted a bit over a year ago when my ex turned out to be a cheating whore; great news. My cheating whore ex (who is 17, btw) got knocked up! Oh, man, that's just hilariously awesome.

...harsh.

awwww, am I being an asshole? Boo fucking hoo.

I meant harsh on all sides.

I'm not sure I follow

Maybe she was fucked really harshly on all sides of her body.

I wouldn't be surprised


and just to put the whole thing in perspective for the people who weren't around or didn't see the rant:

This girl was mean, dishonest, abusive, manipulative, shallow, conceited, never put out, cheated on me, lied to me about it even though I would've forgiven her anyways, broke up with me by telling everybody BUT me that we were broken up (and subsequently started dating the guy she "wasn't cheating on me with"), then once she found out I was dating someone she started e-mailing me. So the fact that she did something really fucking stupid that could and probably will fuck up her life is funny to me.

Dude, justice rocks... plain and simple.

yeah, it really does. Looking back, I'm really fucking glad I got away from that shit when I did

that is awesome.

one time this girl who broke up with me (a cheater she was) to go out with one of my ex-friends got into a fistfight with her new lover and punched him so hard that she knocked his eyeball out. upon realizing the severity of the situation, she hopped out the window and ran down the street. eventually, she was caught by the cops, arrested, then bailed out and pulled out of school and brought home by her parents (this was in college, of course).

when my friend called me up and told me that shit (I had moved away by that point) it seriously made my week, if not year.