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Old 03-07-2006, 11:09 AM
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DEAR A-I,

So I am in Denver, CO for some work training and the air is sooooo dry here, how do I moisten myself without looking greasy?

Signed Chapped Lips
There are bottles of honey in the shape of bears you can buy. Many singers who scream a lot pour honey down their throats to keep them lubricated and moist. I suggest doing the same to your lips and cheeks.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:11 AM
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Everytime I fuck my exboyfriend he farts in the middle a few minutes before climax. That can't be my fault can it?

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Tired of fucking a skunk.
Your ex farting moments before climax is certainly not your fault. This is a scripted reaction he has during sex. Many people have scripts they follow, the most common being urinating immediately after sex. It's something the mind is trained to do, you should explain this to him. If he can be mentally aware of it, it might be possible to change it.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:27 AM
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Everytime I fuck my exboyfriend he farts in the middle a few minutes before climax. That can't be my fault can it?

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Tired of fucking a skunk.
If he's farting "in the middle a few minutes before climax" , that means the whole thing last only 6 minutes.

Dump the smelly premature ejaculating slob.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:55 AM
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IA ur a genious.
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Old 03-26-2006, 05:45 PM
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Why does Hollywood let Uwe Boll make movies?
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Old 03-26-2006, 06:11 PM
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Why does Hollywood let Uwe Boll make movies?
Well, aren't they all idiots?
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Old 03-26-2006, 06:14 PM
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Well, aren't they all idiots?
Well, I thought you were the all-knowing, but I guess a question on your behalf. Yes, yes they are.

Dear IA,

Am I on a Highway to Hell?
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Thanks, YJ, you asshole, now I have that song in my head.:D

Dear IA,
What's the difference between a deep deep sexual attraction that is very pervasive, and a possible budding of love? How can I stop this pervasive sexual lust, to nurture the budding love, even though nurturing the budding love is completely stupid in the first place?
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Old 03-26-2006, 06:29 PM
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Thanks, YJ, you asshole, now I have that song in my head.:D
You're welcome! :D
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