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According to Fangoria mag, a sequel for the movie Anaconda, Anacondas, will be gracing theatres everywhere this season. It is with dismay that I ask Why, Hollywood, why would you make a sequel to a shit-fest movie about a giant snake featuring two of Hollywoods biggest hip-hop/pop singers?! whats next? FearDotCom/Part2 ??? Give me a break, and please post three more movies this year to come that truly piss you off. :mad:
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its going to be called anacondas:The blood orchid i mean the first one sucked im still waiting for pitch black 2 do you know hwy they do this stuff for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$
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If you have ever seen even part of a discovery channel show with an anaconda in it, you know that that movie could not possibly be further from the truth. yes, as a result of this shitcicle, i have hated J-lo since she was merely Jennifer Lopes.
If they are making a sequal, then it is true that the movie industry is dead. I expect shitty-looking cgi snakes from "Sci-fi original pictures" bullshit like Pythion, but if you are going to make a motion picture for theatrical release, spend more than 4 bucks on your computer hardware, and dont hire a 15 yr old with 3ds max to do it for you. Oh yeah, and a word to the people who write this garbage: Do your fucking homework. ignorant assholes.
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Yeah, they do it for the money. The only way to fix it is if horror fans start demanding higher quality from their films. Don't pay a red cent for a pile of shit, and pretty soon they'll realise that they need to start taking us seriously if they want to continue to get our money.
I think the trend has already started, though. If you notice, production companies will squeeze out a steamy turd and put it in a good-lookin' cover box. Of course, this is because they know that if it at least looks like a good horror film, some dupe will rent it (like me .... *sigh*). So, educate youselves before you rent ... browse review sites and read up on the film before you pay for it, in any form. This is what I have started doing, and have found that I have been less and less disappointed. Of course, my wife manages a Blockbuster, so I get to see some real crap without having to pay for it. He he he he he.
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lets do it lets send the movie companies letters
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Rent the good ones, download the shitty ones. if that doesnt get them the hint, then they really are stupid.
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I was always annoyed by the "Fly Girls" from In Living Color (starring the Canadian gem, Jim Carrey :)), so i gguess i have hated her since before i knew who she was... Yay me!
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Um i saw one snake and it looked alright. But i still dont expect much from this one
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