When will the industry stop flooding the market with CRAP?! (Anacondas)
 

According to Fangoria mag, a sequel for the movie Anaconda, Anacondas, will be gracing theatres everywhere this season. It is with dismay that I ask Why, Hollywood, why would you make a sequel to a shit-fest movie about a giant snake featuring two of Hollywoods biggest hip-hop/pop singers?! whats next? FearDotCom/Part2 ??? Give me a break, and please post three more movies this year to come that truly piss you off. :mad:

its going to be called anacondas:The blood orchid i mean the first one sucked im still waiting for pitch black 2 do you know hwy they do this stuff for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$

If you have ever seen even part of a discovery channel show with an anaconda in it, you know that that movie could not possibly be further from the truth. yes, as a result of this shitcicle, i have hated J-lo since she was merely Jennifer Lopes.

If they are making a sequal, then it is true that the movie industry is dead. I expect shitty-looking cgi snakes from "Sci-fi original pictures" bullshit like Pythion, but if you are going to make a motion picture for theatrical release, spend more than 4 bucks on your computer hardware, and dont hire a 15 yr old with 3ds max to do it for you. Oh yeah, and a word to the people who write this garbage:

Do your fucking homework. ignorant assholes.

Yeah, they do it for the money. The only way to fix it is if horror fans start demanding higher quality from their films. Don't pay a red cent for a pile of shit, and pretty soon they'll realise that they need to start taking us seriously if they want to continue to get our money.

I think the trend has already started, though. If you notice, production companies will squeeze out a steamy turd and put it in a good-lookin' cover box. Of course, this is because they know that if it at least looks like a good horror film, some dupe will rent it (like me .... *sigh*). So, educate youselves before you rent ... browse review sites and read up on the film before you pay for it, in any form.

This is what I have started doing, and have found that I have been less and less disappointed. Of course, my wife manages a Blockbuster, so I get to see some real crap without having to pay for it. He he he he he.

lets do it lets send the movie companies letters

Rent the good ones, download the shitty ones. if that doesnt get them the hint, then they really are stupid.

I agree, this movie was an absolute piece of shit! I also hated J Lo resulting from seeing that vomitted furball of a movie!

I was always annoyed by the "Fly Girls" from In Living Color (starring the Canadian gem, Jim Carrey :)), so i gguess i have hated her since before i knew who she was... Yay me!

Um i saw one snake and it looked alright. But i still dont expect much from this one