Worst thing you can pass out to trick-or-treaters?

[Roiffalo]

I heard of some bitch a Halloween or so ago who wouldn't give candy to kids who were over weight. I can't remember if she gave them healthy shit and eating right pamphlets or what instead, but I wouldn't have been surprised. She's just lucky I wasn't one of them. She would've gotten sat on until she forked over the chocolate.

[Repo'd]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

Find out how to make those "bath bomb" things that fizz and bubble up your bath - infuse them with really nice essential oils and scents.
Give the kids some candy, and give one of those to each child for their parents.
Now as you've made them from scratch, it'll be a nice effort and you'd learn something new along the way.
When the parent/s use them, they'll be thinking "wow, this person is thoughtful, this is really nice." just enjoying their bath, and thinking there's some people who think about doing things for others and not just kids...they'll be thinking about what they could do to share the love, maybe next year they'll make some nice baked goods.
Then, the dog shit you hid in the centre of the bath bomb would float up, messing up their bath and likely getting on their skin.

You think that's ok?

No, no I do NOT think that's ok, and that's what I like about it.


The worst thing you can hand out? The amount of options boggles the mind.
Pennies do suck but I've also heard of people giving out one dollar bills too, which to a small fry is still a nice bit of money. I'd be happy with the paper money if I was a kid.

The worst thing for me was always simple. It was the candy I got and didn't like! Candy corn, taffy, Nekko wafers, gummy ANYTHING...yuck.

[hammerfan]

gift certificates for McDonald's

[Morningriser]

Originally Posted by Angra

Now you want one, don't cha?

I like taffy just not those.

[MichaelMyers]

Originally Posted by hammerfan

gift certificates for McDonald's

I think this would be pretty awesome!

[Martha]

I sometimes dress up as an old woman to pass out the treats.

If I look scary enough then the trick or treaters pass out! LOL!

No tricks for this old lady!

[SerialKiller]

Originally Posted by Roiffalo

I heard of some bitch a Halloween or so ago who wouldn't give candy to kids who were over weight. I can't remember if she gave them healthy shit and eating right pamphlets or what instead, but I wouldn't have been surprised. She's just lucky I wasn't one of them. She would've gotten sat on until she forked over the chocolate.

I remember her. She should totally be sat on. Halloween is one night a year, let the kids have their candy.

I wonder if she was ever egged over that.......

[SerialKiller]

Oh, Apples. No apples on Halloween!

[Sculpt]

Plastic spider rings

[horcrux2007]

Originally Posted by Sculpt

Plastic spider rings

What the fuck is the deal with those like what kid is like "ya know what fuck the smarties and Hershey bar I want a spider ring"