Worst thing you can pass out to trick-or-treaters?
 

Worst thing you can pass out to trick-or-treaters?

Well any of those besides licorice will get you anywhere from having your house egged to getting arrested but if I were a kid trick r treating I would be most annoyed by any kind of Jesus paraphernalia.

human fingers. I learned my lesson.

Actually I think the worst thing that could be handed out is that shity taffy that is either in a black or orange wrapper. Anyone who hands that out should get their house invaded lol

One year my neighbor was giving out her business card with a pen.

that's hot

death to the non believers!

Pennies... those old folks and their f'n pennies...

Now you want one, don't cha? ::wink::

Find out how to make those "bath bomb" things that fizz and bubble up your bath - infuse them with really nice essential oils and scents.
Give the kids some candy, and give one of those to each child for their parents.
Now as you've made them from scratch, it'll be a nice effort and you'd learn something new along the way.
When the parent/s use them, they'll be thinking "wow, this person is thoughtful, this is really nice." just enjoying their bath, and thinking there's some people who think about doing things for others and not just kids...they'll be thinking about what they could do to share the love, maybe next year they'll make some nice baked goods.
Then, the dog shit you hid in the centre of the bath bomb would float up, messing up their bath and likely getting on their skin.

You think that's ok?