Funny Freudian Slips

[bloodrayne]

Got any good ones?...The best one ever in our house was by Demon Seed...It went like this...


Demon Seed was playing Nightmare Creatures while eating chocolate mints....Remember the female gargoyle things in the cemetary that look like solid silver naked chicks with wings?...He was staring at them and....He says..."Hey, I didn't know that these chocolates were naked"...Of course the word "naked" was supposed to be the word "mint"...:D

I'm sure that there are tons of them for me...I'll think about it and get back to you...I know one that I have done a few times is calling Demon Seed (Alex)..."Alice"...Which really pisses him off...He always says..."I'm NOT a girl"...lol...So, I tell him..."Well, neither is Alice"...sorta:)

I know you guys have to have some good ones...

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well, neither is Alice

:(

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
:(

Awww...I said "SORTA" *that's what you get for making me sprain my wrist*...You can still fantasize...As a matter of fact, he told me that he was a girl THIS week, just for YOU ;)

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Awww...I said "SORTA" *that's what you get for making me sprain my wrist*...You can still fantasize...As a matter of fact, he told me that he was a girl THIS week, just for YOU ;)

he/she really said that just for me?

[bloodrayne]

Actually...For you, Massacre Man, AND Hate Breeder...He/she is a slut...lol

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...For you, Massacre Man, AND Hate Breeder...He/she is a slut...lol

lol

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MD2
I told a girl once she had nice "nipples" The word I was supposed to use was "dimples"


LMAO!!!!

LOL...One question........Left or Right?*















*Which side of your face did you get slapped on?....:p

[bloodrayne]

OMG...You just reminded me off the funniest thing, that ever accidenally came out of my mouth...It wasn't a Freudian slip, it was just a twisted slip of the tongue, but hilarious as hell, nonetheless...


I always read to my kids as they are falling asleep (until they think they are too old for it)...Anyway...Demon Seed was about 7 years old...I don't remember the name of the book, it was one of those 'camping in the woods' horror stories....The text was "We pitched our tents"...But, I said, "We pinched our tits"...OMG...I didn't think he was EVER going to stop laughing...I tried to play it off and just keep reading, like I didn't notice...But HE kept repeating it, until I couldn't keep from laughing...Anyway, it took an extra hour to get him to go to sleep...

[ShankS]

I was once on an all day bender (and FYI bender means drinking binge in the Uk, so dont go getting funny ideas!)with some friends down one of the local pubs, and there was a new blond lass with big boobies working behind the bar....

.....anyway we'd had quite a few beers, and it was my turn to get the drinks in, 2 pints of which were different from everyone elses. Me being me and rather 'un' sober said whatever beers were wanted, and then asked for the other 2 saying " 2 pints of your best boobies please" instead of saying 'bitter'

I didnt even realise I'd said it, until she told me a few days later....doh!!! lol

[Vodstok]

Not a freudian slip, but a typo rather. I had a freind in Human Resources a couple of years ago, and she invited me out for some drinks. For some reason i meant to ask if it was okay if i "popped" over, but i said "pooped".

She said no, but i could still come for drinks if i wanted to. She proceeded to call my extension and laugh at me... I have such good friends :)