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roommates
i like to wake up in the morning, have a few cups of coffee and a protein shake. shake consists of powder formula, OJ, a banana and strawberries. i just got home from work (11:30 PM) to discover that one of my roommates (who is asleep and unconfrontable at the moment) ate my last banana and left me VERY little OJ. it's too late to drive to the store to replenish. i'm a little pissed off. i've got a morning routine i like to stick to and this roommate shit is quite bothersome. should i:
A) suck it up, deal with it and realize i probably do a lot of things that piss him off B) suck it up, deal with it but be sure to pour out all the milk before i go to bed tonight so he can't eat his morning cereal or... C) go up to his room, grab the two ends of his bed in each hand and bend him in half backwards ala jason in FvJ? |
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yeah take those pics
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Def. C and I wanna see evidence....:D
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LOL @ MD:D
Yeah def. no pics needed of that....
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A--but piss in the OJ.
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