What is your mental disorder?

[Freddy Krueger.]

According to the doctors, I have a split personality disorder. And every now and then, I just, "shut down". Think of this way: when a computer runs oh so many programs at once, it gets slower and may freeze, or crash. Thats what happens to me whenever so often. If I'm in the middle of a serious comversation with two or three people at once or during a study where people are telling me stuff over and over. Its like a I just pass out. I hear that its rare, and not really sure what they call it. Nor do I really care. But I can normaly tell when I close to "crashing" so I say something that'l' just shut up the conversation. Works almost everytime. Key word: "almost". Anyway, when I know that no matter what im going to "shut down" I always say something to make it sound wierd, and if you ask me, cool. I say "System Failure" or "System Shutdown" or "System Offline", something like that. And I deepen and slow down my voice while I say it. Like a talking compute while its shutting down. I'm sure you know what that sounds like? Anyway, I think its cool. And after words they may be like "what the fuck was that about" and I'll say "I am cyborg 401 from the Delta Matrix programing company of the future. I have come here to destroy you are and fuck bitches. Beep boo boo beep. " Lol. God, I am crazily mental. I am a MENTAL SIDECASE.