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06-25-2004, 04:12 AM
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the horse of death
i was reading in a paper (the daily star anyway) and a farmer was brutally murdered by a horse which went bonkers. a truly hideous satanic animal. do you know any others
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06-25-2004, 05:37 AM
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Do I know any truly hideous satanic animals? Umm ... no. But I have heard of a horse called "Night Mare" ... I don't where I heard this before though. Probably some cartoon.
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06-25-2004, 07:51 AM
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What the shit are you talking about? You actually believe the shit they print in tabloids? I'm sorry. Maybe you should go find the horse and let it kill you, and take yourself out of the gene pool.
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06-25-2004, 08:11 AM
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06-25-2004, 08:14 AM
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lol, that papers only good for the ludicrous amounts of semi-naked women it prints, no one reads half the made up storys, well i dont anyway.
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06-25-2004, 08:18 AM
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06-25-2004, 08:35 AM
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The tabloids would be excellent to work for.
Not only can you talk shit on celebs, but you can make it up too, then if they work up the notion to beat on ya, you can sue them. How many of ya tell bs stories, not imagine getting paid for it. Sit in the office with a bunch of pics and toss darts.... Hmmm today we make fun of Michael Jackson..... ok now we need a plot....hmmmmm descisions decisions.... oh I know.... ya cant go wrong with bigfoot. Ok, ohhhhhh Ive got it, Jacko has sex with bigfoot, and dumps the baby bigfoot into neverland ranch, but cleaning up after the lil monster is atrocious.... ok Jacko dumps the furry lil bastard child outside the gate to fend for itself..... Passerby happens along and finds it sitting in a wicker laundry basket and notices it is surgically altered and has a white guys face. lil note pinned to its "Michael Jackson "Bad Tour" t-shirt that reads...... I am an orphan, my family who doesnt live here with other chidgen died in a horrible plastic surgery accident. Please take this 23 million dollars and give me a new life. I know the scars of being touched at night and the fact that my asshole is now as big around as a coffee can, might not ever disappear. But that is ok, its all about the chidgen, mmmmm tiny chidgen. *now imagine getting paid to make that shit up*
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06-26-2004, 01:27 AM
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LMFAO Je Suis sounds like you need a job at the national enquirer.....
Cause you know inquiring minds want to know....:D
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