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Heads Up (Caution... Randomness Ahead)
Hey I just thought of something and decided to share it with you guys.....
When you are eating Wheat Thins, and you get to the bottom of the box, don't tip up what's left...It's nothing but SALT!....Okay...I warned you it was random, but I sure do wish that someone would have told ME that, just now...ugh *cringes* So...Any useful, yet random warnings you guys would like to pass along?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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05-30-2004, 03:10 AM
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thank you
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05-30-2004, 03:18 AM
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or like when you get a cat and it starts to spray on everything why do they do that. you have a litter boox and you know how to use so stop pissing on my shit
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05-30-2004, 03:26 AM
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exactley
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05-30-2004, 04:22 AM
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One of the reasons I'm a dog person.
Cats are totally (yeah yeah, with the few exceptions I'll no doubt hear about soon) disrespectful. They act like parasites, and give very little but a bad "why the fuck does it smell like ammonia?!?" kinda smell in return. They are impatient bastards that will only have things their own way. They don't love you, they just know how to read you. My warning/advice - Don't be an idiot pretty much covers it.
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05-30-2004, 04:44 AM
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My warning may seem like common sense but its not so easy to remember when your drunk as fuck. DO NOT EAT MUSHROOMS IN SAN FRANCISO AND GO BACK TO THE MILITARY BASE. IT WILL ONLY CAUSE YOU TROUBLE. also dont underestimate you own importance sometimes I find myself putting the needs/wants of others before my own. Ive recently come to the epiphany that I my desires are paramount in the decisions i make. The race is long and hard but in the end its only with your self.
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05-30-2004, 04:47 AM
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A friend once told me this but I don't know if its true, nor do I plan to find out: don't drop your soap in prison.
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05-30-2004, 04:52 AM
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never count your money when your sittin at the table
never rush free work Never give someone the power to make you angry
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05-30-2004, 04:55 AM
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If your driving and your lost out on a open road miles away from anyone, don't stop and ask for direction from a big guy wearing a mask.
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05-30-2004, 08:30 PM
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Don't eat yellow snow...Okay, everyone already knows that one..You guys got any more?....I'm bored
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