Structured Chaos

[The Flayed One]

RULES OF STRUCTURED CHAOS
1. The winner of a phase of structured chaos shall choose the next phase.

Compose an anecdote, story or some sort of poetry concerning a sandwich. It is also permissible to submit sandwich pictures. This is a challenge.

Winner takes the prize. Onions are preferable content.

[Zero]

Tears well in my eyes,

Knife slices through paper skin,

Ham and cheese await

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I see you at the club and you bettah have a sammich for me
with a toothpick so it don't become a victim uh gravity
makin bread like scott baio, ham with extra mayo
forget custard, I start spreadin niggas like mustard
I'll throw salt in ya face, some peppah for a chase
I just cant stop lickin while im tossin in da chicken
my lips, my hips, ya slip into tha danger zone
blood floats in your throat as you choke on a chicken bone

[fortunato]

Ahem, a poem:

Reflections on a Lifeguard Ejecting a Witch from the Beach

"Get out of the sand, witch!"

[bloody_ribcut]

Cool raps, Murder Doll suprised me.


One day i was making a sandwich, i added what i had thought to be lettuce and took a giant bite. I spit it out because it was Cabbage, that was putrid.

[fortunato]

A haiku:

Two slices of bread
Warm, sharp cheese and prosciutto
Make friends; no onions

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut

Cool raps, Murder Doll suprised me.


One day i was making a sandwich, i added what i had thought to be lettuce and took a giant bite. I spit it out because it was Cabbage, that was putrid.

what can I say? I'm a master wordsmith.

oh and I don't really like sandwiches but cabbage > lettuce

[fortunato]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

cabbage > lettuce

Seriously? In all instances?

[The Flayed One]

The structured chaos has ended.

Phase 1 winner:

Murder Doll

A rule has arisen!

Rule 1 of structured chaos:
The winner of a phase shall choose the next structured chaos.

Murder Doll, choose your chaos!