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Old 10-09-2008, 08:33 AM
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Fictional characters as world leaders

Mentioning the Green lantern as president in another thread made me think of this. Elect a fictional character as your country's leader then talk about all the wacky things they would do.

For starters:

Heath Ledger's Joker as the president.


Really, how much worse could things get? EVERYONE in the world would be afraid to screw with America, mostly because we would start decapitating people when we didnt get our way.

I predict we would nuke south korea, just because nobody would see that one coming.
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:35 AM
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Yeh, but he also wouldn't care about getting rid of all America's money or getting it destoryed.


Eric Cartman as President of Germany. Nuff Said.
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:46 AM
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Captain Jack Sparrow. He'd definitely take advantage of his position, but he's so damn charming no one would mind. He'd also have a good crew to help keep him in line.
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:48 AM
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Yeh, but he also wouldn't care about getting rid of all America's money or getting it destoryed.
yeah, but UN meetings would be entertaining. I could just see him standing in the middle of the room with 40 lbs of explosives strapped to himself saying "Why so serious?"

the secret service would be mental patients, or at the very least be forced to wear creepy clown outfits. No one would try to assassinate him; they would be too terrified they might miss and he would crawl back through the scope and get him.

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Old 10-09-2008, 10:50 AM
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Captain America - Great Britain.

Just cause I think it would be funny.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:09 AM
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Captain America - Great Britain.

Just cause I think it would be funny.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:45 AM
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Liam Neeson's character in Gangs of New York for president.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:55 AM
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Liam Neeson's character in Gangs of New York for president.
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:03 PM
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Patrick Bateman for world leader.:D




Killings would be brodcast worldwide and Bateman still can't get into fuckin' Dorsia.

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Old 10-09-2008, 12:04 PM
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let the brain start with america first - and if he does a good job with that - then the world.
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