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Extremely important question - need help
Alright everyone, my birthday is tomorrow, and I figured I'd do something extremely important for it, you guys might be able to help me out.
I'm the last person here to post personal stuff on this website, but I need help. I need to figure out who my father is. he is an actor, and a producer, who was around in 80's. I was born in 89. I was given the sheet of paper with his information about 2 years ago, and haven't found anything out, and I figured you guys could help me. Here is his information. No, this isnt bullshit, this is not a joke, this is my father, he was a donor, yes, I'm a bastard child, whatever, please take this seriously. please, i would be honored if one of you guys would help me find out who he is. here's his information that i have from him, word for word. i have the actual scan of the paper too, if you need proof. It seems like Im making it up because the dude seems flawless, but its real, swear on my life. you guys know so much about movies and such, I figure you might be able to help, because I've been stumped for years. Life Achievement This donor has prominence as an actor and producer. A movie star: the hero in a current and widely distributed theatrical motion picture. founder of a successful technology Ancestry Irish Eyes Blue Hair Dark blond Height And Weight 6 ft. 1 in, 178 pounds General Appearance Handsome, fine presence Personality very winning; genteel. slight extrovert I.Q. 148 at age 9, graduate of major university. Music sings, but does not play an instrument Hobbies skiing, body building. was on crew team in college. Manual Dexterity Excellent General Health Excellent. Subject has a superb physique, comparable to a professional athlete. Family predominately achievers. This family is of the most distinguished for several generations. no cancer deaths Thats it. Please, Please take this seriously. Its not easy figuring out at the age of 17 that your father isn't your real father, so don't fuck with me and think this is a joke. I swear on my life every word typed on this page is true, please take it seriously, and please help me. Thanks in advance.
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this is info from 2 years ago ? sounds like Greg Kinnear to me
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10-07-2008, 12:04 PM
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I was shown the paper for the first time 2 years ago.
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10-07-2008, 12:06 PM
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I'm going to find my father someday. I don't know anything about random people though. Best of luck.
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10-07-2008, 12:08 PM
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someone said Ron Howard once...but he has more reddish hair than dark blonde.
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10-07-2008, 12:13 PM
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There aren't a lot of universities with a crew team and all universities always have a list of important alumni. I bet you might be able to find him that way. Just look for a guy who then fits the physical description.
Is there a possibility though that he lied on that sheet or is this definitely documented facts? I hope you find him. :)
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10-07-2008, 12:15 PM
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I guess there might be a possibility he lied..that would suck. I dont think so though.
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well, if you find you're going bald in your 20's ... hey wait a sec ... where'd Posher go ?
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10-07-2008, 12:20 PM
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That was Alky going bald, not Posher.
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