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View Poll Results: Which dolphin/bear mutation is cooler and more effective?
Shaggy ursine land dolphin 7 63.64%
Cuddly aquabear 4 36.36%
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:29 AM
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Last night I had this dream that I was combining a bear with a dolphin through godless genetic experiments. I woke up before I got to see the results. I assumed it would surely be a shaggy land dolphin that devoured campers, but my girlfriend pointed out it could have been some sort of adorable aquabear. Which do you think is better and why? What other possibilities exist? I posted this on the bizarro writer's forum, but I need more input than that. This question is eating me up. Like a dolphin bear surely would.
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:33 AM
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which part is dolphin, which part is bear ?

bear head - dolphin body - something feirce - and wet.

dolphin head - bear body ... intelligent - but soggy.
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:54 AM
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I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:56 AM
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I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.
I prefer land animals, although either way, it would feast on many fish...
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:04 AM
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Aquabear. Basically dolphin shaped with fine fun and a stubby bear face. Adorable and smart enough to kill us all.
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:07 AM
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i got nothing - this is weirdness on a stick, covered in goofy sauce
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:26 AM
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:29 AM
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oh - its a big platypus with attitude
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:40 AM
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oh - its a big platypus with attitude
I think it's kinda difficult for a dolphin to look intimidating...Sorta looks like he's dancing :)
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:44 AM
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i enlarged that picture and carefully studied it, pixel by pixel and i'm convinced ......

THE DOLPHIN BEAR PICTURE RAYNE POSTED IS A FAKE !!!
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