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06-16-2007, 10:30 AM
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Religious Zealots Can Actually Be Funny Sometimes...Especially When They're SERIOUS
Religion Is A Funny Thing
London, England - In May, The Times of London, interviewing witnesses in Diyala province in Iraq, described scenes from the hard-core Salafist version of Islam being enforced (similar to what the Taliban imposed in Afghanistan). Some common punishments and restrictions ('morally protective measures') include breaking the fingers of those who repeatedly smoked cigarettes, prohibiting grocers from displaying bananas (as they are "obscene") and requiring them to place a screen between cucumbers and tomatoes (as the latter are "feminine vegetables.") One local man said he assumed that another restriction that farmers modestly cover their goats' "nether regions" was just a rumor, until he saw a goat wearing boxer shorts.
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Its funny, except that the wackos who believe that crap will kill people for not.
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06-22-2007, 06:49 AM
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A goat in boxer shorts....sounds reasonable to me. And sexy!
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened??? yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near. what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade. i demand and expect quality. right now, once and for all. quality time.
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06-22-2007, 06:51 AM
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what do they do with the Artichokes:eek:
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06-22-2007, 07:02 AM
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Quote:
Infidel swine.
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