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Old 08-23-2006, 03:45 PM
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John Dies at the End
No, not me...

Anyway, there's an ad for a page called "John Dies at the End", it's some weird story somebody wrote, I dunno. I read part of the prologue and it looked kinda dumb, but have any of you seen the ad / read the story?

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Old 08-23-2006, 03:56 PM
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Check out the thread crabapple made for this.
At least I think it was crab.

Was a great story,loved it,5 stars,2 thumbs up, etc.
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Old 08-23-2006, 04:47 PM
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Yeah, I did do a thread on that...I read the whole damn book, and there was some really funny, really really funny stuff in it, mixed in with all other kindsa stuff. In its weird way it worked--juxtaposed humor and horror, and played them off each other. The John character is really funny.

That bit about "Like he said, there was no reason we should change our routine" when Dave thinks that someone is watching him out of his television...I am still laughing about some of this nonsense.
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:32 PM
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Shit...

I gotta start caring about what other people do on this board. Sorry, guys.
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:58 PM
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Shit...

I gotta start caring about what other people do on this board. Sorry, guys.
why?

besides, i got news for you all . . . everyone dies in the end.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:22 PM
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And here I thought that IA was giving away the ending to John Tucker Must Die. I guess I'll just have to watch the movie to find out. Damn! :p
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:11 PM
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And here I thought that IA was giving away the ending to John Tucker Must Die. I guess I'll just have to watch the movie to find out. Damn! :p
Ya wanna know the ending to that? I'll tell you. Trendy, well-dressed twenty-somethings pretend to be high schoolers in a poorly written film that tries to pander to the 14-17 year old MTV crowd, but ultimately bombs at the box office and ends a majority of the super-sexy actors' careers abruptly.

So... not much of a twist.
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Old 08-24-2006, 08:38 AM
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And here I thought that IA was giving away the ending to John Tucker Must Die. I guess I'll just have to watch the movie to find out. Damn! :p
You know whats kinda creepy?

I made almost the exact same post in Crabapple's thread about this:eek:
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