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01-15-2006, 07:02 PM
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This one time...
I've decided that there should be a thread about things that happened to people when they werent sober. Funny things happen at those times. So, if you've got a story about you or a friend getting unsober and something funny happening post it.
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood Last edited by wood_elf_pansy; 01-15-2006 at 07:05 PM. 
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01-15-2006, 08:24 PM
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Fell down a hill and cracked my tailbone... still hurts, its like a war wound.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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01-15-2006, 08:30 PM
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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01-15-2006, 08:33 PM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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01-15-2006, 08:34 PM
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i'll do it tomorrow when i get back from babysitting
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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01-16-2006, 10:41 AM
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Well i was at a party and well....nvm i dont want u guys to know..
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I will bathe the starways in your blood.
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01-16-2006, 11:18 AM
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I hit on a friend's little brother when I was drunk. By little I mean illegal.
We had a good laugh the next day.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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01-16-2006, 11:32 AM
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i'll only dance if i'm a bit drunk, one night about 11 years ago(in front of ex-hubby) i decided at the county folk festival to dare my equally drunk friend to seduce the gorgeous fiddler of one of the bands, she was chicken but i wasn't ;) we danced for an hour, smoked dope and snogged. i was in the doghouse for weeks over that.:o
on my 30th birthday party that same year we girls all got drunk and went topless in my neighbour's swimming pool, the same friend as in the above incident had deep grazes on her chin from diving into the shallow end like it was an olympic-sized pool and mild concussion!:p
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01-16-2006, 11:57 AM
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^ This is why she should always be under adult supervision..
Ok I once almost burned down a bar in Boston by accidently setting the curtains on fire while drunk! :D
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