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Old 01-01-2006, 08:50 AM
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This is some funny shit...

go to this site, read stuff, then comment about it. It is so very funny. I laughed my ass off.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
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Old 01-01-2006, 10:42 AM
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:19 AM
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LOL.
thats some funny shit..
tell mark we can see his face..
I heard that ninjas had to wear secret
masks to hide thier identity..
thats what mr myagi sed once.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:29 AM
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I actually own the paperback of that webpage, its really a damn good book... what the kid writes is total nonsense and its hilarious, but the real world comes through in the footnotes... pretty creative.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:44 AM
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I just like the whole thing..how he so innocently trust everything his freind mark says..!!it so kewl..

Em thinking of hunting the book down now:D
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:10 PM
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:21 PM
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I actually own the paperback of that webpage, its really a damn good book... what the kid writes is total nonsense and its hilarious, but the real world comes through in the footnotes... pretty creative.
Yeah, my husband wants me to buy the book and one of the shirts for him.
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I want you to know that the world is mean,
On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green.
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Holding them close is kind of a must.
You'll need to be strong and not too proud,
If you are afraid, just get loud.
Stand up for what it is you believe,
If you fail, dont give up and leave.
Be yourself and don't let anyone change you,
To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true.
Follow your heart where ever it leads,
But, remember life goes on when it bleeds.
No matter what happens I will always care,
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peace and out... ~The Wood
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Old 01-01-2006, 10:40 PM
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Re: This is some funny shit...

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Originally posted by wood_elf_pansy
go to this site, read stuff, then comment about it. It is so very funny. I laughed my ass off.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
i own the book and it is a must have.

....shit,even maddox likes it!
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