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07-28-2005, 10:16 PM
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The truth shall set you free ;)
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes. Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;) I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;) She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind. I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;) This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years??? Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;) 
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07-28-2005, 10:21 PM
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But yeah...it's just hilarious...maybe if she lightened up and just let one slip it would bring them closer...and get a good laugh ;):p
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07-28-2005, 10:22 PM
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Perhaps she wants her boyfriend to think she's pure for anal sex on their wedding night.
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07-28-2005, 10:22 PM
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That is strange behavior especially since they have had 3 years to get comfortable with one another.
What would she be afraid of? Maybe it's some weird fear? Is there any phobia of farting?
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07-28-2005, 10:24 PM
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Yeah, I have NO idea...he seems like a pretty easy going guy to me...has a good sense of humor and all...I highly doubt he'd care. I guess she just has her own hang-ups. It's just not a secret that people fart,etc. It kills me that she thinks she's "fooling" him ;)
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07-28-2005, 10:25 PM
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07-28-2005, 10:26 PM
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Maybe she doesn't want to ruin the illusion for him like this girl did:
 :D CK
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07-28-2005, 10:27 PM
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my bf and i will fight to go to the bathroom. one time he pooed on my leg and tried to hide his dirty boxers under the sink
i dont fart simply cuz i cant control it that well. my cousin can fart, nothing ever big, but im even scared to fart a tiny one on the chance i may follow through :(
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07-28-2005, 10:27 PM
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OMG!!!!!! LMAO!:p
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