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Alez Cuisine!
(the leatherface vs thread made me think of this.)
Okay.. were are going to do some iron chef battles. we will pit the invincible men of cuisine vs various movie bad people, using special ingredients for the "Secret ingredient" We'll see how these play out (yes, i watch this show WAY too much,.....) First off... "Today's Challenger was once a prisoner in Maryland where he helped the FBI catch some notorious serial killers. in the days before, he was an acconmplished cook, often catering large parties with select pieces of human flesh. Today, we are joined by Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter!" Kaga: Thank you for joining us today. We are honored you came out of hiding to join us. Lecter: Well, Mr Kaga. The honor is all mine. Kaga: I summon, the IRon Chefs! (music plays. its very dramatic) Kaga: Mr Lecter, who do you choose? Lecter: I enjoy a challenge... IRon Chef Sakai! Nararator: Iron chef Hiroyuki sakai, the delacroix of blah blah blah... Kaga: if memory serves me correctly, hannibal once ate a man's liver with some fava beans and chianti. this made me think, what organ is near the liver? In parts of the world, gall bladder is never even considered for food. An old Japanese proverb clearly states "Never eat a person's gall bladder" Todays theme ingredient is: "Bak-cha" *Pancreas* "ALEZ CUISINE!" Announcer: Bang a gong, we are on with battle human pancreas!
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BAM!!!
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I aint got a clue what we're supposed to be doing here... so I'll just post a pic of a tough cook...
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06-03-2005, 08:02 AM
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bawk! ...bawk!!
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06-03-2005, 08:13 AM
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Half a stick of butter, meeeelted.. Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls!
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this threads going marvelous...
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