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05-31-2005, 08:14 PM
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Now How In The Hell Did That Get THERE?
What's the weirdest place you ever found something that you'd lost?
One time, when I lived in Alabama...My mother couldn't find the newspaper...We looked everywhere...Later that night, we found it in the freezer...Apparently, when she had come home, she was in such a hurry that she had put the newspaper in the freezer, which then explained why the ice-cream was on the coffee table...
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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05-31-2005, 09:12 PM
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I lost my mind, I found it in the gutter
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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05-31-2005, 09:26 PM
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I found my wallet in a public toilet once but that's because my buddy tossed it in there.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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I usualy find odd mundane things about, the other day made some sandwiches, I finished of the loaf and what I usualy do is put the bag with the end crusts, out in the utility room so I can chuck them out for the birds in the garden, on my way out, and the fresh loaf back in the fridge....
went out there later on, I'd put crust bag back in the fridge and left the loaf out.. boring I know, but thats the sort of thing that happens at home.
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06-01-2005, 02:50 AM
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away .
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