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			I am proud to say that I ended a 2 year relationship today.  It feels great tro be single.  I have about 4 other women waiting in line so I'll be a busy man.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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	MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.  | 
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			dude. that so happened to me baout a year ago. less than week after 2 year adnniversary 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			how about urs. was it right on the dot or what? 
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			pretty close.  The messed up thing is that she is trying sooo hard to get me to take her back, but I can't
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			You didn't just dump happy camper did you?? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			God damn it! you found us out!   just fucking kidding!  No I got dumped late last night, by email I might add.  You're lucky at least you got some possibilities lined up, but like I said in the thread, 'Dumped'  I'm too fucked up in the head right now to be able to handle a relationship.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 shouldnt your nick be unhappy camper ?  | 
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 THAT IS FUNNY! I bet No one had thought of that one yet :D 
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			Actually no one had said anything yet, i was just picking on you because that response was insanely obvious :D 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Anne Landers or Dear Abbie? 
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