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[Gren the cake]

when you shit, do you look at the paper?

and to all the motherfuckers who dont - how do you know when to stop wiping?

as for me, im asian. they dont really use toilet paper in the philippines, theyr bathrooms r a little different, so basically you just wash every time. so, i wash (unless of course, im in a public restroom. and in that case yeh, if i just hafto shit, u better believe i use the whole roll of paper)

:( i hate public restrooms.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
when you shit, do you look at the paper?

and to all the motherfuckers who dont - how do you know when to stop wiping?

as for me, im asian. they dont really use toilet paper in the philippines, theyr bathrooms r a little different, so basically you just wash every time. so, i wash (unless of course, im in a public restroom. and in that case yeh, if i just hafto shit, u better believe i use the whole roll of paper)

:( i hate public restrooms.

i didnt think girls shit ??!!

i thought they just woke up in the morning and there would be a neatly wrapped perfumed little box with a ribbon around it that they would put in the garbage..

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by urgeok
i didnt think girls shit ??!!

i thought they just woke up in the morning and there would be a neatly wrapped perfumed little box with a ribbon around it that they would put in the garbage..

LMAO!!!!!! :D

[Gren the cake]

no.... we defiitely shit. but uve got part of it right. women's day carries these supplements that make our turds smell like cinnamon apple muffins.

[barbra]

its all in the wipe. take care of your brown eye.
after drinking captin all night or dark beer, the next day it might take a little more to wipe, but a whole roll is a little unnecessary and a tad bit wasteful if you ask me. I think your people got the right idea, wash it everytime, no imbarrasing oders there ;) oh yeah and I can poop anywhere, the more public the better, especially if I have gas, oh and girls have gas, they don't just reach a certain age and explode. Dutch ovens can go both ways..

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by barbra
its all in the wipe. take care of your brown eye.
after drinking captin all night or dark beer, the next day it might take a little more to wipe, but a whole roll is a little unnecessary and a tad bit wasteful if you ask me. I think your people got the right idea, wash it everytime, no imbarrasing oders there ;) oh yeah and I can poop anywhere, the more public the better, especially if I have gas, oh and girls have gas, they don't just reach a certain age and explode. Dutch ovens can go both ways..

LMAO!!!!! Barbra you're a classic!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[The STE]

I take these drugs, I inject them into my spine, that enhances my metabolism so that it naturally burns away all my waste. No bathrooms

[ShankS]

a woman with a funky chocolate starfish, is deffo no go during oral, and besides woman do stinkier shits than men, especially first thing before a shower.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by ShankS
a woman with a funky chocolate starfish, is deffo no go during oral, and besides woman do stinkier shits than men, especially first thing before a shower.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
a woman with a funky chocolate starfish, is deffo no go during oral, and besides woman do stinkier shits than men, especially first thing before a shower.

chocolate starfish !! jesus christ ! hahha

are these UK sayings or just Shanks-isms ? !!