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Old 04-27-2005, 01:10 PM
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Bug Zappers.
Yes! If you live in an area with lots of bugs flying around, you may have a bug zapper. People generally put these things nearby where they lounge outdoors. And if you've watched a bug zapper at work, you may have noticed that the bugs basically explode when they come in contact with the zapper. It makes that bzzzz, phhhht! sound. Fwapp! ZZZZT! And what happens when something explodes? Why, it flies apart in various directions, in many little bits and pieces.

Okay, so, don't put your bug zapper anywhere near your barbecue setup. This is important!!!!!! Because chances are that your lovely barbecue foods will get a lot of "extra special" seasonings rained down upon them. I mean, some people want the extra protein and seasonings, but you may not want them.

Ewwww!!
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:13 PM
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i want to get a solicitor zapper for my front door ...

ding dong ....'hi there , i'm collecting for the .....ZAP, KABOOM !!!'

the carnage on the doorstep would be worth all the laughs !
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i want to get a solicitor zapper for my front door ...

ding dong ....'hi there , i'm collecting for the .....ZAP, KABOOM !!!'

the carnage on the doorstep would be worth all the laughs !
Hell Yeah...And telemarketer zappers...It gets them through the phone....Their heads would explode like in 'Scanners'.....It would serve 'em right....I get tired of telling them that if I wanted anything they were selling, I would have called THEM:rolleyes:
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:49 PM
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Hell Yeah...And telemarketer zappers...It gets them through the phone....Their heads would explode like in 'Scanners'.....It would serve 'em right....I get tired of telling them that if I wanted anything they were selling, I would have called THEM:rolleyes:
i feel kinda sorry for the phone guys ... and... they're easier to get rid of and you dont have to get dressed to do it ..
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i feel kinda sorry for the phone guys ... and... they're easier to get rid of and you dont have to get dressed to do it ..
Oh... I don't feel sorry for them...They KNOW they're bugging the hell out of you AS they are dialing your number.....
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Oh... I don't feel sorry for them...They KNOW they're bugging the hell out of you AS they are dialing your number.....

yeah, but how bad is their fucking life that that's the only gig they could get ? yikes
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yeah, but how bad is their fucking life that that's the only gig they could get ? yikes
Nah...They COULD do better...But have you seen the classified want ads for these things?...Says you can earn $1000 a week, without ever leaving your house :rolleyes: They set your comfort aside for their chance at a scam....Seriously...You should read some of those things.....
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Re: Bug Zappers.
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Okay, so, don't put your bug zapper anywhere near your barbecue setup. This is important!!!!!! Because chances are that your lovely barbecue foods will get a lot of "extra special" seasonings rained down upon them. I mean, some people want the extra protein and seasonings, but you may not want them.

Ewwww!!

ahh,you did'nt read the manual."their great at garden parties and bbq's" and it(the manual)mentions somthing about "daring your fellow party-goers" to piss(urinate)on the "glowing"part.honest...word for word.
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