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My Momma Told Me...
Okay...We do this all the time...We tell people, "My mother always said..."...Or something similar to that.....So...I'm wondering...What is the ONE thing that your mother told you that meant the most to you, that you actually remembered, adhered to, paid attention to, considered, actually even utilized, and/or passed along to someone else?
My mother always told me..."Be yourself, no matter what...It doesn't matter what other people think...It only matters what you think about yourself..." Of course NOW...Whenever I go anywhere with her (which is a VERY rare occurance)...She always says..."Will you please dress 'normal' today?":rolleyes: So here's another question...Did she actually PRACTICE what she preached???
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the onlyadvice i can remember
is dont scrape your teeth on your fork when you're eating. the rest was all some selfserving bullshit. |
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My momma told me you better shop around:D ...ok seriously...
my mom always told me to be myself and if someone didn't like it then it was their problem.
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When I was about 11, my mother bought me a picture of a group of wildhorses running across the plains, all the horses were black except for one white one.
The caption said-"Some of us weren't cut out to run with the crowd." Words to live by. Last thing my bastard father said to me before he died, "Son don't! That gun is loaded!":eek:
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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I'm not sure my momma ever told me anything much....gonna haveta think..hmmm..*thinks*
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now that I think about it it was usually my dad who did most of the ''things to live by'' quotes and my mom mostly delt with my sister.
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My mum warned me about men. She said, "They'll tell you anything."
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i think she meant 'boys' |
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Re: My Momma Told Me...
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as for the thread..... mum never said anything like that to me, I was the 3rd son, so she must have got bored with the idea, of giving out tips. |
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"Don't forget your house keys"
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