Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror.com Lobby > Horror.com General Forum
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:04 AM
Vodstok's Avatar
Vodstok Vodstok is offline
Fear scented candle
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The edge of forever
Posts: 13,650
Anyone know of any good job openings?

Yes, i got fucked again....


Im supposed to be programming my little white buns off today, but since i will be in classes for the rest of the week, my idiot boss decided that my time was going to be given to his little bootlick Jim today.

Why doies this piss mre off so mch? Because, if the roles were treversed, Jim would still get his time and i would be fucked.

And you want to know the best part? my programming time was not only taken away so he could fix computers (we already have a pc tech, i am the only c# ASP .Net guy in the company....)

The little cocksucker got in at 11:45.


He was supposed to be in at 8:30. And you know what the repecussions are for it? Notyhing. nada, Dick, Bupkus. NOTHING.


While in class htis next week, you better believ i will eb "networking" with people from other companies to see if i can land another job. The resume flood continues....
__________________
Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
(I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:27 AM
Marroe's Avatar
Marroe Marroe is offline
Death by sexy
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: St. Louis, Mo.
Posts: 4,162
Send a message via MSN to Marroe Send a message via Yahoo to Marroe
Soo, sounds like Jim is blowing the boss on his lunch break.
__________________
You've got total happiness on your shirt.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:30 AM
newb's Avatar
newb newb is offline
Banned

 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: R.I.
Posts: 19,090
Quote:
Originally posted by Marroe
Soo, sounds like Jim is blowing the boss on his lunch break.
There ya go Vod. Gives new meaning to getting aHEAD in business.




Don't feel bad...you could have this poor bastards job.


BEER TASTER for the brewery.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:34 AM
Vodstok's Avatar
Vodstok Vodstok is offline
Fear scented candle
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The edge of forever
Posts: 13,650
You sound like my wife :)

yeah, he and the boss are freinds outside of work and that creates all kinds of great confilcts of interest.


Here is a story of how fucking brilliant he is:

A lady calle dup with a problem, Jim was having a hard time articulating what he wanted her to do . (i swear he is functionally illiterate... he believes that technical terminology isnt important, even though he repairs computers....)

so, he puts her on SPEAKER PHONE instead of hold and proceeds to call her a fucking moron. Needless to say, she heard him, got pissed, snapped at him and called her boss. He didnt realize she was gone for a couple of minutes. She told her boss, and all he ende dup having to do was apologize.


He should have been fired for it, but he sent an "im sorry" email and got off the hook, simply because he is freinds with the boss...
__________________
Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
(I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:36 AM
Vodstok's Avatar
Vodstok Vodstok is offline
Fear scented candle
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The edge of forever
Posts: 13,650
Quote:
Originally posted by newb
There ya go Vod. Gives new meaning to getting aHEAD in business.




Don't feel bad...you could have this poor bastards job.


BEER TASTER for the brewery.
Oh heavans no.. Not that....


God, i bet he has to see what food it goes with and if it matches well with any cigars too.. poor fucker....
__________________
Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
(I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:41 AM
newb's Avatar
newb newb is offline
Banned

 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: R.I.
Posts: 19,090
Maybe Jim would be more suited for this job.

1. fluffer
(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-21-2005, 08:47 AM
Marroe's Avatar
Marroe Marroe is offline
Death by sexy
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: St. Louis, Mo.
Posts: 4,162
Send a message via MSN to Marroe Send a message via Yahoo to Marroe
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
You sound like my wife :)

yeah, he and the boss are freinds outside of work and that creates all kinds of great confilcts of interest.


Here is a story of how fucking brilliant he is:

A lady calle dup with a problem, Jim was having a hard time articulating what he wanted her to do . (i swear he is functionally illiterate... he believes that technical terminology isnt important, even though he repairs computers....)

so, he puts her on SPEAKER PHONE instead of hold and proceeds to call her a fucking moron. Needless to say, she heard him, got pissed, snapped at him and called her boss. He didnt realize she was gone for a couple of minutes. She told her boss, and all he ende dup having to do was apologize.


He should have been fired for it, but he sent an "im sorry" email and got off the hook, simply because he is freinds with the boss...
Hahaha..I called a customer an idiot once, and didn't have to apologize. But my boss agreed....the bitch was an idiot:)
__________________
You've got total happiness on your shirt.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-21-2005, 09:21 AM
allmykids's Avatar
allmykids allmykids is offline
MODERATOR
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: portland or
Posts: 5,636
I have a job for you!! After having this very painful surgery I could use someone to Rub my Back, Get My pop!!
__________________
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!!




LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-21-2005, 09:22 AM
newb's Avatar
newb newb is offline
Banned

 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: R.I.
Posts: 19,090
Quote:
Originally posted by allmykids
I have a job for you!! After having this very painful surgery I could use someone to Rub my Back, Get My pop!!
I'll rub your front.:D
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 03-21-2005, 09:31 AM
allmykids's Avatar
allmykids allmykids is offline
MODERATOR
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: portland or
Posts: 5,636
Quote:
Originally posted by newb
I'll rub your front.:D
Hay I'll take what I can Get!! You want to hear something funny?? As I am Sitting here Talking With you guys I Have a bag of ICE on my PLAYBOX!! It's all Brused and Swollen. The Ice Feels GOOD!! I'll bet that's more info than you wanted!! ;) That's the General area Where my Surgery was.
__________________
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!!




LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:14 PM.