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01-13-2005, 05:13 AM
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Weird/Funny things in pornos
Okay, i was posting soemthing about New Orleans earlier, and was reminded of this.... Have you ever watched anything that was pornographic, and someone obviously thought what they are making was hot, but it was just weird, funny or creepy?
I was at mardi gras, and me and my freinds were stayting with a cop who lived there. we were waiting for it to be time to go to the french quarter (the cop was working th elate shift, and would drive us down at 5ish, he slept the rest of the day. we would just hang out or check out the city) we were looking fo ra movie to watch, when one of my freinds said "hey, you guys want to watch blade?" We said sure. My freind has a sick sense of humor. "Blade" was a porno. In it, two guys were pounding some UGLY woman with a dragon tatoo that covered 20% of her torso. She had a nice figure, but the hair and face were worse than linda blair. Anyway, this chunky guy, in a t-shirt, with a PUPPET, is sitting and watching the whole thing, making his "little freind" happy the whole time. After fast fowarding thorugh about 10 minutes of this, the weirdest thing happened. there was a camera shot over the puppet guy's shoulder, so you could see the threesome on the floor... And he holds the puppet up so it is looking over his shoulder, right at the camera, and the puppet waves..... It was funny and creepy at the same time.... tot his day i cant figure out what the fuck they were trying to do.... Anyway, after being butt-banged by both guys, t he woman gives them both oral, which i have never understood. And after a collective money shot, she lays on the floor, and the puppet guy comes over and starts having his way with her. from puppets to cum covered women.... Of course, then we thought "We are staying with the guy who owns this for the next 10 days....." I slept with one eye open....
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01-13-2005, 05:28 AM
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As disgusting as he is, you gotta give the man credit. He's hung like a horse and has banged women that other men dream about.
That, and he has been in a very high risk profession for over 20 years and still hasnt a scratch on him. So to speak. I looked him up on IMDB. Did you know he has a masters degree in special education and was a highschool teacher?!:eek:
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01-13-2005, 05:36 AM
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cant remember hearing about the guy, so did a search on google images and loads of Ron Jeremy pics came up..... this is one of them. wtf!! he seriously aint still in porno surely, the guys a mess... he looks like saddam lol
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01-13-2005, 05:39 AM
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I have the DVD of Ron Jeremy : Porn Star.. a bio made a few years ago .. kind of sad really ... he would have loved to be legit .. he seems like a lonely guy. but yes ... he has sheathed his sword in some magnificent scabbards :)
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01-13-2005, 05:47 AM
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He got his start because of his girlfreind... i wonder if they still date, har har.
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01-13-2005, 05:50 AM
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Re: Weird/Funny things in pornos
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01-13-2005, 05:52 AM
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01-13-2005, 05:57 AM
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I saw one, I believe it was called Splatterhouse 5....It had some chick getting banged by this fat guy in a pig mask and a creepy clown.......After the money shot, it shows her in the bed, calling out "Aunty Em, The Clown Man and The Pig Man are fucking me, Aunty Em, the clown man and pig man are fucking.....me...." She'd been dreaming the whole thing........It was rather disturbing.....the clown looked like a Chimo....But then again, don't they all? :confused:
And let's not forget anything with Bridget The Midget in it....:D :D :D 
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I saw a video from the internet one time with a midget thta was strangely attractive.... I couldnt figure out if it was okay or not to think what she was doing was hot... So i loaded up th evideo of the chick gagging on horse spooge instead...
Just kidding about the horse video....
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