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Little coincidences that have saved your ass
Not really sure what made me think of this. When i was a senior in high school, in my english class, we had to find a poem one day and bring it in. i had completely forgotten until the mornming of, plus, i dont care for poetry, so i dont own any books.
However, fate was on my side. I jhad just bought the Nosferatu and malkavian books for Vampire: the Masquerade, and as luck would have it, they have poems and song excerpts at the beginning of each chapter. i searched for one that didnt make my skin crawl, and that was the one i picked to read in class. It was an Exceprt from TS Elliot's "Tghe love song of J Alfred Prufrock". My teacher loved me anyway. That year was the year i really came out as a creative writer, and she loved enthusiastic, talented students (pats self on back) As it turned out, that was her favorite poem in the world. Needless to say, i got an A :) Anyone else have some clever little anectdotes liek this?
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i have one !!!
i saw this movie called The Titanic .. so it made me afraid of boats called The Titanic. So i was going to go on this trip from Ireland to America and the boat turned out to be called The Titanic so i decided not to go on the boat. It hit an iceburg and killed a lot of the people on board including a skinny shit of a movie star. I'm really glad i saw that movie... it saved my ass !!!! |
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Ahh, but you missed the opportunity to fog glass with a busty redhead. I would gladly freeze to death for that opportunity.
Or, ill just ask Breeto dye her hair auburn again :D
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Coincidence......or......IRONY.
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