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Old 02-19-2006, 06:58 PM
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I got my dick stuck in a pencil sharpener. What should I do? (this is not a serious question).
Test out your penmanship.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:59 PM
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Test out your penmanship.
LMFAO!!!
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:41 PM
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Allright....i know this thread started out as a joke...but IA75 knows his shit....you da man dude.This is so much better than "Dear Abbey"
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:08 PM
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Allright....i know this thread started out as a joke...but IA75 knows his shit....you da man dude.This is so much better than "Dear Abbey"
Yeah, I got way better tits.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:08 AM
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My penis curves slightly to the right, can this be corrected?
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Old 02-20-2006, 07:25 AM
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I received this in an e-mail....thought it would fit this thread.




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Old 02-20-2006, 08:36 AM
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I received this in an e-mail....thought it would fit this thread.


hahahahahahahaha!!now thats funny
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Old 02-20-2006, 09:26 AM
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My penis curves slightly to the right, can this be corrected?
Stop having sex with girls who have vaginas that are slightly to the right.

...or start having sex with girls who have vaginas that are slightly to the left.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:31 PM
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dear IA..
a few days ago ..some fool recommened
i cut off my croooked feet..now my knees are crooked from all the crawling..
my question is ...how the hell do i get even with that fool ??
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:51 PM
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Well, I just ate some fine beef jerky. What kind of lager should I wash it down with?

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