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12-31-2005, 10:23 AM
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HERES A HAPPY SONG
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N BEER RUN!!!
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood 
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12-31-2005, 10:26 AM
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sleep beautiful restful needed missed loved wanted loved missed needed restful beautiful sleep how was that one? I liked it. how bout you you damned insomniac. love ya.
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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12-31-2005, 10:31 AM
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You've got total happiness on your shirt.
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12-31-2005, 10:32 AM
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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12-31-2005, 10:38 AM
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Here's one...
James Whitmore’s Continuous Attempts at Committing Suicide Mr. Whitmore was unable to sleep at hotels anymore. The numerous efforts to try and hang himself from the wooden beam above his bed, not to mention the damages from carving his name into it. Mr. Whitmore would try and sneak off at three am to a truck-stop motel, with lumpy beds where teenage hookers fought for their lives while drugged-up truckers strangled them. Mr. Whitmore’s friends watched him at all times, making sure he didn’t use pencils or butter knives or letter openers or sporks. Mr. Whitmore got a hold of a manual shaver and tried to carve upside down crosses on his wrists before realizing he was a devout Christian and he gave up, carving a smiley face on his calf instead. Mr. Whitmore was unable to use his friends’ bathrooms. Mr. Whitmore snuck out one night to a suicide cult that listened to “Human Behavior” by Bjork and slapped teddy bears while drinking poisoned punch. The cult leader who resembled a fat Joey Bishop offered him a glass but it was made with Kool Aid and Mr. Whitmore was a closet racist who connected the drink with African Americans and left. Mr. Whitmore was unable to attend cult meetings. Mr. Whitmore locked himself in Morgan Freeman’s bathroom And ran a hot bath while his friends banged on the door Begging him to stop. Mr. Whitmore tried drowning Himself but the Greek god Poseidon rose from the Water and told Mr. Whitmore the error of his ways, and he climbed in the bath to become one with the deity. Mr. Whitmore was unable to make love to divinities.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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12-31-2005, 11:02 AM
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why morgan freeman ?
he rocks he does :D
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my opinion counts dammit so says my Lord :D
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12-31-2005, 11:36 AM
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Every time you look at me my heart melts, Every time you smile at me I get excited, Every time you cry I hurt, Every time you sleep I relax, Every time you dream I hope, Every time you laugh my soul shivers, Every time you fall I'll catch you, Every time you speak I'll listen, Every time you breathe I smile, Every time you need me I'm there. Any time I think of you I'm happy, Any time I look at you I smile, Any time I hug you you hug me, Any time I'm loved its by you, Any time I sing you listen, Any time I hold you you fall asleep, Any time I act stupid you don't get embarrissed, Any time I'm sad you make me feel better, Any time I'm bored we'll play cards, Any time I need you you'll be there.
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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12-31-2005, 12:14 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket
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 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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