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I couldn't find the milk until I looked in the oven!! LOL I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Thank god I found it before I turned on the oven. :eek:
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DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!! LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
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haha...that reminds me of when I was at my aunt & uncle's house, and my uncle had bought ice cream(sherbet) and he had put it on the top of the fridge instead of INSIDE the freezer...so they had a really bad mess. :p
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I spent a while this mornoing trying to find my flannel shirt to wear at work, because our office used to be a server lab, and the air contioning is powerful as hell ( i have caught the flu in the summer before....) So i ended up grabbing a new one. The one i was looking for was in the car.
The other day we couldnt find the dog. it turns out her collar broke and she was off sniffing the yard 5 houses down from ours. Scared the shit out of us. We like that little shit too much. She comes when you call her namer though. When we found her, Bree jumped out of the car (which was still moving....) and started calling for her, and she ran right up like "Hi Mom!"
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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I just found $20 in the chair in my bed room, woo hoo!
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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Ive thrown out my dishes and put the garbage in the sink a few times...
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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One time I found my penis in Vod's mouth:D
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away .
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