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i think this is confucus
he who go to bed with ichy butt wake up with stinky fingers |
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Don't piss on the electric fence
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To guys:
Don't try to compensate for a tiny penis with a giant signature. |
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i always found this funny . words of wisdom from none other then BRAK. this is on the space ghost musical bbq cd
[Brak] One time I hired a monkey To take notes for me in class I would just sit there With my mind a complete blank While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek-Eek!" I got an F When I told my mom about it, She said, "I told you, never Trus a monkey!" The end
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FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY WICKED LADYS BUDDY Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book) |
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY WICKED LADYS BUDDY Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book) |
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wait i have more ..........
[Space Ghost] Now, here's Zorak With a very important nugget of joy for us [Zorak] I ran to get into shape once I ran and ran and ran Ol' runnin' Zorak That's what they used to call me Ol' runnin' Zorak Hee-Hee Then I developed the worst bunyon On the pinky toe of my left foot Ugghh...I done me in So I started conquering galaxies Muaaahahahahaha!!!
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FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY WICKED LADYS BUDDY Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book) |
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Don't wipe your ass with a pine cone, unless you like getting your rectum stitched back together.
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Bwind22- "Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands." |
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