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#51
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Nunchaku are not a good investment in your future. All the nunchaku technician jobs are filled by meathead townie assholes who spend their welfare checks at GNC.
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I've been a cabdriver, a theme park costumed character, a bartender, a waiter and musician (and lately actor & writer) but my first job beyond mowing lawns or babysitting was anwering phones and handling light secerterial duties in a property management office.
Filing made me mental. Horrible tedium. Haven't even considered an office job since.
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon |
#53
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Who were you at what theme park?
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#54
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I was Shrek at Universal Studios Hollywood and put on a 15 minute show 8 times a day. Brutal
The year before that I was a Globotek scientist handing out game cards and teaching kids how to play a scavenger hunt game in a SMALL SOLDIERS tie-in.
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon |
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Did you get kicked in the nuts lots? :D
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OMG
I will never look at you the same way:D My son would worship you though, Shrek is the epitome of God to him these days |
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As Shrek I was in a show, so I was on stage and none too close to the public, but I once worked for a video store handing out flyers dressed as a pink gorilla and a couple of kids kicked me in the ass. I laughed it off until one of them kicked me in the nuts.
I beat the shit out of him annd was promptly fired. Totally worth it.
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon |
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