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Old 07-21-2009, 01:33 AM
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What was the 'worst audio book ever' ?
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:45 AM
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What was the 'worst audio book ever' ?
Atlantis Found by Clive Cussler

so stupid, I'll never read another Clive Cussler book again.
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:26 AM
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Atlantis Found by Clive Cussler

so stupid, I'll never read another Clive Cussler book again.

hah - i said the same thing when i read that piece of crap .. its the one where he actually writes himself into the story ? pompous stephen king wannabe ass.



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Old 07-21-2009, 09:47 AM
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I hate typing so here is the highly condensed version.

I had like a poor style vacation because well my boyfriend and I are living la vida broka at the moment. went to osoyoos and burned horribly, I think I have 2nd degree burns on my face... my friend is so broke she became a salesperson for avon though and I hear there are products coming out for face burn victims so...

I also got the worst tanlines in the history of the world because I fell asleep by the pool listening to the worst audio book ever and my boyfriend thought it was funny to not wake me up. I've cracked him in the face like 5 times already, there are more on the way trust me.
Keywords are in bold.
Ergo, MD wearing shades and in a small bra and bikini, by the pool. Probably yellow or black-colored.

Do I hear loud, frenzied calls for pics yet...?
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:52 AM
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Ergo, MD wearing shades and in a small bra and bikini, by the pool. Probably yellow or black-colored.
How about yellow....with black polka dots


which of course....prompts a song

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
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