chinese proverbs

[bloodygurl02]

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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[Sistinas]

Crank Yankers?

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Crank Yankers?

nope email

[fluffho]

my fav is man with 4 balls cannot walk

but heres another

its good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!

[bloodygurl02]

lol i like that one fluff:D

[Doppelganger]

...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
...Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
...Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
...Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
...Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
...Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
...Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
...He who run behind bus get exhausted.
...Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
...Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
...Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
...He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs

[Evis™]

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

maybe all the weed and bwer in my systerm, but do thats have a punchline?

[orangestar]

My favorite of those has always been the "man with 4 balls" one. lol

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Evis™
Man with one chopstick go hungry.

maybe all the weed and bwer in my systerm, but do thats have a punchline?

[jay o2 waster]

woman who sits on judges lap, gets honorable discharge.