Fatty Tax and other reasons why I should be the president of the world

[milktoaste]

Hey Doc, Rednecks aren't all that bad- you must be thinking of drunken Hillbillies. And let's not just tax the racist hate groups, let's tax all gangbangers as well.

[Zero]

Originally Posted by Kemal

I like to stare unnervingly at skinny people as if I'm thinking of eating them.

Hilarious!

[ferretchucker]

I've known different places to have different meaning for that word. Do you mean people who partake in group sex, or gangs of people who shoot others?

[hacelikewhoa]

Originally Posted by missmacabre

I eat as much as anyone I know, often more. If I am hungry I eat, if I'm sad I eat. Luckily atm my metabolism is keeping up. When it stops i will work out more. No big deal.

I just think that morbidly obese people often have reasons for not trying to lose weight. Like complaining it hurts to exercise, but that will never get better if they don't lose weight. Or some overweight people stay overweight to drive away their friends because their friends are busy playing sports or hiking and they can't so they stay home. And that's what t hey want.

A tax would help people who are making excuses to lose weight, cause most of their excuses are all in their head or psychological.

You know...I take care of a lady that is like 300 plus pounds with parkinsons and diabetes. She's only like 65/67. She can do SO MUCH for herself but chooses not to. She makes herself that way. She does NOT follow any diet, she's constantly stuffing her face with goodies. She sits all day in her room, in her recliner chair..never goes anywhere unless she actually doesn't refuse therapy once in a blue moon.. Before she would walk the few steps to her bed with her walker and it was no big deal....Now she wants us to use a LIFT on her..A mechanical lift that picks her up from her recliner chair..to move her over to her bed that is less than a foot away. Bullshit man. It makes me sick to think that there are so many people that can walk that are too lazy too and then there are people that can't even stand, that would kill too. I don't get how people are like that. If she wasn't so fat she wouldn't be in a nursing home. She's evil and manipulative..She'll lie about anything at any given chance. She makes up stories to get people fired...She pulled a pocket knife on someone...but the facility is afraid of her because she used to be a social worker and she'll get anyone fired in a heartbeat. So we have to put up with her bullshit everyday.. ahhh I hate it.

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by hacelikewhoa

You know...I take care of a lady that is like 300 plus pounds with parkinsons and diabetes. She's only like 65/67. She can do SO MUCH for herself but chooses not to. She makes herself that way. She does NOT follow any diet, she's constantly stuffing her face with goodies. She sits all day in her room, in her recliner chair..never goes anywhere unless she actually doesn't refuse therapy once in a blue moon.. Before she would walk the few steps to her bed with her walker and it was no big deal....Now she wants us to use a LIFT on her..A mechanical lift that picks her up from her recliner chair..to move her over to her bed that is less than a foot away. Bullshit man. It makes me sick to think that there are so many people that can walk that are too lazy too and then there are people that can't even stand, that would kill too. I don't get how people are like that. If she wasn't so fat she wouldn't be in a nursing home. She's evil and manipulative..She'll lie about anything at any given chance. She makes up stories to get people fired...She pulled a pocket knife on someone...but the facility is afraid of her because she used to be a social worker and she'll get anyone fired in a heartbeat. So we have to put up with her bullshit everyday.. ahhh I hate it.

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Quit.

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by milktoaste

Hey Doc, Rednecks aren't all that bad- you must be thinking of drunken Hillbillies. And let's not just tax the racist hate groups, let's tax all gangbangers as well.

Fair enough. That is true. Hillbilly is a better term as rednecks can be helpful gearheads who will sell you cars they reassembled for fun for 400 bucks, guitar prodigies and purveyors of some damn fine barbecue. Also, without rednecks nobody would have thought to put peanut butter in everything. A gang tax is a good idea, particularly if it goes to pay for victim's rights initiatives.

[milktoaste]

Ya, Rednecks are generaly hard working, social folk. Hillbillies are rowdier and more territorial.

And Ferretchucker, they should tax both types of gangbangers.

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by Posher778

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Quit.

Why? Jobs like that pay a ton. My Mom is a PSW and she gets paid really well for all the insane elderly people she has to deal with. You hate it at the hotel cause people are crazy, why don't you quit? :p

[Despare]

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus

There should be a redneck tax. They take up too much prison space, often commit welfare and their cars frequently don't reach emission standards and they make bargoing or living in Pennsylvania an irritation. A formal section on the 1040 should be written up by Jeff Foxworthy so we have sound standards for redneckdom because some people who like wrestling are smart. Also, hate groups should be taxed for disseminating racist speech. They should have the first amendment, but they should have to pay for maintaining a dangerous lifestyle. Also, the guys from Good Charlotte should be fed to each other.

I think the same should go for trekkies, nerds in general, people who like art that I don't, folks who write weird novels, and of course those weirdos who go on internet forums. ;)

[Doc Faustus]

Originally Posted by Despare

I think the same should go for trekkies, nerds in general, people who like art that I don't, folks who write weird novels, and of course those weirdos who go on internet forums. ;)

I'll give up ten percent of my nothing.