Fatty Tax and other reasons why I should be the president of the world

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by Posher778

I'd vote for you.

dittoooo. :cool:

Fatty Tax is a great idea.

[urgeok2]

Originally Posted by missmacabre

dittoooo. :cool:

Fatty Tax is a great idea.

skinny people are mean.


..cause they're always hungry

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by urgeok2

skinny people are mean.


..cause they're always hungry

I eat as much as anyone I know, often more. If I am hungry I eat, if I'm sad I eat. Luckily atm my metabolism is keeping up. When it stops i will work out more. No big deal.

I just think that morbidly obese people often have reasons for not trying to lose weight. Like complaining it hurts to exercise, but that will never get better if they don't lose weight. Or some overweight people stay overweight to drive away their friends because their friends are busy playing sports or hiking and they can't so they stay home. And that's what t hey want.

A tax would help people who are making excuses to lose weight, cause most of their excuses are all in their head or psychological.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

Depends on if the kids were buying the food themselves and stuffing it down on the way home from school or if their folks were putting it in the cupboard and giving the kid unlimited access.

Right, MD?

while that makes more sense, since I wouldn't be able to prove anything I would just tax the parents regardless of how the child gets the food. the tax can be cut by 50% if they choose to invest money into a gym membership/yoga class/karate class etc.

[Freak]

I'm with Despare, we should also tax all the emo,goth and punk kids for being an eye sore.

[Kemal]

I like to stare unnervingly at skinny people as if I'm thinking of eating them.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I don't care about fairness.

tell me what would be bad about fatty tax

The government controlling people, Hitler was pretty obsessed with making "his" citizens fit as well.

[bwind22]

Originally Posted by Despare

Silly MD, if you're going to do that let's tax people for being too skinny, goths, people who don't use deodorant, scene kids, emos, anybody with a mullet, Jonas Brothers fans, etc...

Despare has my vote. MD is too narrow minded, only taxing the fatties. Despare is thinking broad.

And whoever said 20% tax on smokers... I'd sooner assassinate you than vote for you .....Fascist.

;)

[Despare]

Originally Posted by bwind22

Despare has my vote. MD is too narrow minded, only taxing the fatties. Despare is thinking broad.

And whoever said 20% tax on smokers... I'd sooner assassinate you than vote for you .....Fascist.

;)

I'm starting to think about it more, I think some of those groups we'd have to make "disappear" instead of just taxing them. ;)

[Doc Faustus]

There should be a redneck tax. They take up too much prison space, often commit welfare and their cars frequently don't reach emission standards and they make bargoing or living in Pennsylvania an irritation. A formal section on the 1040 should be written up by Jeff Foxworthy so we have sound standards for redneckdom because some people who like wrestling are smart. Also, hate groups should be taxed for disseminating racist speech. They should have the first amendment, but they should have to pay for maintaining a dangerous lifestyle. Also, the guys from Good Charlotte should be fed to each other.