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				Howdy all!
			 
			
			
			I know I'm never around any more, and for that I am sorry. I have been busy as hell either working or looking for work, and writing my lily white ass off. Part of the reason I stopped by was because I'm old again today, and I have to stop by at least once a year. also, I said MONTHS ago that if I ever got anything published on cracked.com, I would come here and brag. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			So here I am. :D http://www.cracked.com/article_17276...-do-magic.html This is the first of 3 articles I have had accepted by them, the second I finished, and the first published. To the tune of 50 bucks :) I am currently drinking beer and eating pizza bought for me by my lovely wife. I just wanted to say Hi, pimp (because its what I've always done) and let you all know I think of this place often, I just never have time to stop by. Let the flaming begin. 
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			Congrats on the writing and you should stop by more often.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Cool Vod. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Hey :) 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Oddly enough, the forum isnt showing me as having a birthday today, but I'm 33 today and pretty fucking stoked about how well things are going today 
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			Fake birthday havin' fool...whassup
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			hey vod 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	![]() how's the wife and daughter? happy birth day  | 
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			Happy birthday and congrats! Glad you're keeping on task.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			No freakin way! I read that article before I went to work today. I check cracked every day.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			That is too freakin awesome. 
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			Hello Vod!  You old Ewok you!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	************************ Friend....gooooood!  
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