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#21
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*COUGH* vinegar *cough*
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It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about...it's all those other ones marked "to whom it may concern." |
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"If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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what planet do you live on ?? :)
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rofl...I got a kick out of typing all that. :D
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NO.....its true....woman love it when I gawk at them......while sitting on my park bench..with my trench coat on....holding my bottle in a brown paper bag.
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when you're over 25 - dont you dare look at a girl - especially in her 20's.
us old guys dont exist to them .. unless you're a dad with a full wallet. or a rich old rock star. but a middle age less than average looking guy in a family van ... yeah .. we're a little 'underappreciated" by young beautiful girls. the irony is that there seems to be a new male youth thing where they play it cool around girls now... like they dont want to let on that they could possibly be interested. I guess girls think the hard to get thing is pretty cool. i'm glad i'm not a kid now ... i'd be a mess. |
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I suppose this is as good a place as any to post this. I am fortunate enough to have a wife that tells me that even though she thinks I'm an ass 90% of the time, she thinks I am good looking enough to ignore it. Coming from Bree that means a lot.
However, walking in to the grocery store last night, there were two little high school girls giggling at everything, and when i walked by I heard one o fthem whisper something and the other say "ew, no, hahaha" and my high school geek defenses immediately turned on and i wanted to go back and punch the little bitches in the face. I dont know for sure that it was aimed at me, but catch enough shit in high school and it sticks with you. (humiliating paranoia) My immediate mental defense is that i married a real woman, and attractive woman who's very existance validates my bruised ego pretty much whenevr it gets bruised. (which still happens from time to time, although most everythign is water off a ducks back with me) Soemtimes though, you need that 3rd party validation.Bree always says the I HAVE to say nice things to her, i'm her husband. of course, anyone who has ever heard of the term "wife beater" knows this sint the case, but i still understand where she is coming from. So i ended up grabbing a snack at wendy's, and the drive through girl was a little hispanic thing who's accent was so thick i had to strain to understand her, but after i paid and drove off she was smiling and staring at me like I was "dreamy". Just figured i would share that, the whole "gawking at girls" thing made me think of it. Its pretty pathetic, but sometimes, you just feel what you feel. And I still go tot go home to my hot wife :)
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Quote:
fumes from the fryolater would do that. |
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Thanks fo rthe confidence boost you bald-headed old fart :p
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LMAO!!!!! :D Sometimes the old senile bastard comes up with a good one! ;)
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