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Old 10-29-2008, 12:41 PM
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CORRECT!

I'm going to guess number 3
Nope, that's incorrect :)
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:43 PM
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I think the lie is the suicide attempt. Not that it happened, but I think you might have been younger or older. The rest wouldn't be fabricated.
You are GOOD!

But, I've never attempted suicide, and I never would :)


Although...I almost killed myself on ACCIDENT when I was 14:eek:
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My five:
1.I have never seen the Matrix
2.I have confessed under duress to a murder I did not commit.
3.My book was one of the top 100 humorous cookbooks on Amazon.
4.My girlfriend was born in Mexico
5.My grandfather was a scientist
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:49 PM
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My five:
1.I have never seen the Matrix
2.I have confessed under duress to a murder I did not commit.
3.My book was one of the top 100 humorous cookbooks on Amazon.
4.My girlfriend was born in Mexico
5.My grandfather was a scientist
Murder?

Yours are difficult, and pretty cool :)
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:53 PM
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Nope. Long story. I didn't actually do anything but I confessed because I was distraught and confused and the police were yelling at me. Also, nobody was dead or injured.
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My five:
1.I have never seen the Matrix
2.I have confessed under duress to a murder I did not commit.
3.My book was one of the top 100 humorous cookbooks on Amazon.
4.My girlfriend was born in Mexico
5.My grandfather was a scientist
Number 3???????
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Nope. Long story. I didn't actually do anything but I confessed because I was distraught and confused and the police were yelling at me.
Hmm, I had a feeling it would be something like that...Like I said, yours are difficult...Umm...

Matrix?
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Nope. On account of my last name, my book has twice appeared as one of the top 100 humorous cookbooks on Amazon before sales started to flag and it fell off the list.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:58 PM
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Hmm, I had a feeling it would be something like that...Like I said, yours are difficult...Umm...

Matrix?
Also no. I've never seen the Matrix and never will. But, I do talk to people about it and have gathered all the relevant information to pretend that I've seen and hated it.
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