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Old 10-28-2008, 11:41 AM
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Nice

Id still gauge your eyes out with a spoon and shove them in a blender then feed them to you :)
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:52 AM
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i'd squeeze your breasts till your nipples pop off, leaving you to bleed to death.
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Old 10-28-2008, 12:32 PM
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Think of what a lonely, hairy fat guy he would be if he wasnt hung like an ox.


Strangely enough, there are distinct similarities in hair grooming ettiquette-




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What I find funny is how much makeup he wears- like anybody ever looks at his face.

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Old 10-28-2008, 01:28 PM
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i'd squeeze your breasts till your nipples pop off, leaving you to bleed to death.
That sounds like a good time :)
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:52 PM
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That sounds like a good time :)
I would drown you in a rain of penises.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:52 PM
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I would drown you in a rain of penises.
I'd smash your face in with a dildo.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:01 PM
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I would smite you with the wrath of an angry god.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:03 PM
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Id torch you with the fire from hell.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:04 PM
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I would smite you with the wrath of an angry god.
I'd make you sleep with Kyros Christian.
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well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

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Old 10-28-2008, 02:04 PM
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I'd make you sleep with Kyros Christian.
Shit thats cold Posh...
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