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#51
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not by me - i'm the official spanker (and occasional biter)
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Can I get free drinks at your bar MD?
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After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.
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that whole time you could have said you were a drummer :D
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That's nice of you. Have you published anything?
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#56
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Writer says enough. It's usually a synonym for unemployed or alcoholic waiter/ex lit major with no better way to pick up chicks.
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Two stories, one for a whopping 5 British pounds, one book and soon a poem. I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement about the consulting' s exact nature, otherwise I'd be blabbing more to everybody. It is for a popular square medium you might have heard of. If this week goes well, I get much more money doing work for this boxy medium.
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Stop signs in the US are octagonal. He said square.
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yes ... i didn't say it was a funny joke :)
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