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Old 10-08-2008, 12:06 PM
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Hmmm you talking about the car that turns the chemical reaction of hyrdogen and oxygen into power to run the car, and the only bi-product is water? I've known about that for a while but no, I just made that one up straight out of my head because of the recent gas prices.
No, there is an urban legend about a car that runs on actual water instead of gas. the "Lone Gunmen" had an episode about it.
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:14 PM
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This year on Halloween, a group of right wing extremists will be handing out toothbrushes instead of candy. Do not accept toothbrushes, even if you know the person handing it out is a dentist! The toothbrushes are infected with a rare disease.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:51 PM
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Viagra, and other sexual stimulants and prolonging agents marketed to the elderly, were developed in an effort to breed mature citizens for a new subclass of human slavery. These "wrinkle-babies" will be used to work in fast food, and other service industries, were skill and physical prowess are not required. Eventually, they will ultimately be processed into the very food they once served. Making for the perfect utopian employee.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:45 PM
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Some of these are pretty good!I really like the car and toothbrush ones:)
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:23 AM
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A Japanese Zoo owner who was obsessed with Hitchcock's "The Birds" managed to breed a type o bird that was a mix of hawk and crow that would go for humans eyes, however, the birds eventually killed him and several other workers at the zoo.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:04 AM
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Migraine headaches are caused a a direct result of a healthy body's attempt to reject a sick brain.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:31 AM
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Previous particle accelerators accidentally stumbled over a particle that was referred to as a "God particle", and subsequent tests gave them greater insight into how they work. The Large Hadron Collider was designed to study them further, and physicists have been amassing data that will prove conclusively the existance of God.


Evolution was a joke Darwin and the Pope of his time concocted to make athiests look stupid.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:43 AM
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Evolution was a joke Darwin and the Pope of his time concocted to make athiests look stupid.
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