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Old 06-10-2008, 07:07 PM
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Should have been called You Don't Wanna See This Fucking Shitty Movie. I thought the trailers looked atleast funny enough to make me laugh more then twice but I basically cringed all the way through and then said to myself damn you Adam Sandler, damn you to hell. You used to make me smile and laugh like a little bitch but now I just cry myself to sleep like a little bitch.

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I hate when people put title puns in reviews... :(
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:21 PM
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Should have been called You Don't Wanna See This Fucking Shitty Movie. I thought the trailers looked atleast funny enough to make me laugh more then twice but I basically cringed all the way through and then said to myself damn you Adam Sandler, damn you to hell. You used to make me smile and laugh like a little bitch but now I just cry myself to sleep like a little bitch.

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The reason it didn't make you laugh is because you aren't three anymore.
I don't know who ever thought Sandler had talent enough to join SNL and then to make his own movies, but he managed to leverage them into some kind of immature cult fan following.

The man isn't funny. He just reads the lines.
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:24 PM
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I hate when people put title puns in reviews... :(
Oh hush up.

I just said it because it was a shitty movie and deserved a shitty pun title.
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:26 PM
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The reason it didn't make you laugh is because you aren't three anymore.
I don't know who ever thought Sandler had talent enough to join SNL and then to make his own movies, but he managed to leverage them into some kind of immature cult fan following.

The man isn't funny. He just reads the lines.
agree 100%

I just don't get it:confused:
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:40 PM
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agree 100%

I just don't get it:confused:
You don't get it cuz yer an old fart.

But so am I. Put him away, please!
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:41 PM
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The reason it didn't make you laugh is because you aren't three anymore.
I don't know who ever thought Sandler had talent enough to join SNL and then to make his own movies, but he managed to leverage them into some kind of immature cult fan following.

The man isn't funny. He just reads the lines.
I can enjoy Sandler's movies. I don't really see anything wrong with them. Well, I can tell they aren't good movies, but I still enjoy them. Maybe it's just because I've enjoyed them since I was a kid or maybe I'm just stupid. Maybe both. I don't know. But I liked Zohan.
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:32 PM
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The reason it didn't make you laugh is because you aren't three anymore.
I don't know who ever thought Sandler had talent enough to join SNL and then to make his own movies, but he managed to leverage them into some kind of immature cult fan following.

The man isn't funny. He just reads the lines.
Say what you will about his movies - I'm not much of a fan either (though he was the only part of Spanglish worth watching).

But don't knock Sandler on SNL - his "Best Of" DVD is easily one of the funniest things that I have ever watched, bar none.
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:03 PM
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"One missed call" (2008) 5-6/10

Didn't find it horrible. But the ending was poor.
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:00 PM
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"Cloverfield"

I love this movie, gotta say one of the better monster movies I've seen in our time, and the effects are great x)
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Should have been called You Don't Wanna See This Fucking Shitty Movie. I thought the trailers looked atleast funny enough to make me laugh more then twice but I basically cringed all the way through and then said to myself damn you Adam Sandler, damn you to hell. You used to make me smile and laugh like a little bitch but now I just cry myself to sleep like a little bitch.

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I like Adam Sandler, but I thought this movie looked retarded and I would never see it based on the previews.

Best adam sandler movie is still the one he's not even in, Grandma's Boy
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